When she’s not happy, I’m not happy.– Me and shit
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
when your playing hide and seek and cant find...
Which birthday are you in ? →
JANUARY=PIMP Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND...
I’m done with this.
i make shiny things: Not cool Urban Outfitters,... →
imakeshinythings: One of my lovely customers sent me a message today with this link. And here is my United/World of Love line: My heart sank a little bit. The World/United States of Love line that I created is one of the reasons that I was able to quit my full-time job. They even stole the…
So today I was having a conversation with a friend and she mentioned that she was throwing a friend’s bachelor party. She said the party would include a trip to the club, and a trip to the strip club. I thought out loud “Man, I wouldn’t even do that at this point in my life”. I’ve frequented strip clubs as a young college lad, but they don’t really appeal to...