Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.– Coco Chanel (via missbreyonna)
AT&T thinks I'm a bigot.
Me: Hey, I'm calling to see if you have any news at all on the white iPhone4?
Her: No, haven't heard anything! And our shipment from the 29th sold out yesterday.
Me: Oh, okay. I figured.
Her: We can put you on a back order list though, if you like.
Me: For the white ones?
Her: No, just the black as far as I'm aware.
Me: Well, no thanks, I'm a proud racist and I want my phone to represent that.
Me: No I'm just kidding, I'm not racist.
Her: ... Okay, is there anything else I can help you with?
Me: No seriously, I'm not racist! I'm 1/2 black, 1/2 Mexican - I'm not racist!
Her: Okay, ma'am.
Me: Seriously, I'm not, I don't want you to think that about me.
Her: Yes ma'am, have I answered all of your questions today?